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nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

JESUS

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foolsnevermove0n: fapitalism:

The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDNT GET ANY FUNNIER IT GOT TO THE DRAMATIC BUT AT THE END OMG

literally the BEST thing you will ever listen to.

do you ever just think about this post and laugh really hard and nobody understands why

Still better than Celine Dion.

i literally cannot stop laughing. physically cannot.

AIR, I NEED AIR.

I AM DYING

SO MANY TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE IM SOBBINGNTGIOT

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